A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen，" said the shoplifter， "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch， and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook（骗子，坏蛋） looked at the slip and said， "This is a little more than I in

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