英语笑话： 预算超标的小偷 Caught stealing

A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen，" said the shoplifter， "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch， and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook（骗子，坏蛋） looked at the slip and said， "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。

“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样？”

经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"