英语笑话：长寿秘诀 Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .

I couldn't help noticing how happy you look， she says. What's your secret for a long， happy life?

I smoke three packs a day， drink a case of whiskey a week， eat fatty foods and never， ever exercise.

Wow， that's amazing， says the woman. How old are you?

Twenty-six.……

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