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你画我也画
温酒等故人深知我者久居我心 2017-06-06 08:34:01
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一日,一富人买了一豪宅,他在墙上写着‘禁止涂画’。
不久,一人路过,在墙上写‘谁叫你先画’,富人很生气,写道‘这墙只许我画’,那人写‘你画我也画’,富人急了‘不许再画’,那人写‘不画就不画’
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读点笑话学英语:让我的司机来回答
温酒等故人深知我者久居我心 2011-11-26 00:13:55
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A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.
一个著名科学家起程去再作一个讲座。他的司机出了个主意:“老板,您的讲座我已听了这么多次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座,让您休息一个晚上。”
"sounds great," the scientist said.”
那太好了。”
科学家说
When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on
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