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读点笑话学英语:让我的司机来回答

温酒等故人深知我者久居我心温酒等故人深知我者久居我心 2011-11-26 00:13:55  

A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off.

一个著名科学家起程去再作一个讲座。他的司机出了个主意:“老板,您的讲座我已听了这么多次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座,让您休息一个晚上。”

"sounds great," the scientist said.”

那太好了。”

科学家说

When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.

到了礼堂,科学家戴上了司机的帽子,坐在了后排。而司机走上了讲台,作讲演。讲演结束后,他问听众是否有什么问题。

"Yes," said one processor.Then he launched into a highly technical question.

一个教授说有,并提出了一个高深的学术问题。

The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. " That's an easy one, " he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it. "

司机一时被问懵了,但很快就镇定下来。

“这很容易,”他说,“太容易了,我要让我的司机来回答。”

【注释】

(1) on one's way (to)某人在……的路上

(2) chauffeur n.受雇驾驶私人汽车之司机

(3) give you the night off让你休息一个晚上

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