1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

只有在美国……叫pizza比叫救护车快。

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

只有在美国……残疾人专用停车位被设在滑雪道前面。

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes

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一个小孩立在铁店前，看铁匠打铁，久立不去。铁匠讨厌他，拿烧红的铁块，钳到他鼻下，想逼他走开。

小孩说：你如给我一块钱，我就舔它。铁匠便拿出一块钱，交给小孩。小孩把钱接了，舔了纸币，放人袋内，就此走了。