A farmer and his son， traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane， met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist， in hurry， honked his horn .

"If you don't back up，" said the farmer， rolling up his sleeves， I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up t

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父亲看了儿子的成绩单，发现有好几科不及格。

父：你国外的地理怎么也很差？

儿：因为我没去过国外吗！

父：你的历史也这么差啊？

儿：我生的太迟了，以前的事大多不知道呀！

父：怎么公民也不及格呢？

儿：我未成年，根本不算是公民嘛！！