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酒一杯欲戴王冠必承其重
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(笑话)快速靠岸

酒一杯欲戴王冠必承其重 2011-11-24 18:36:08  

开心一下 英语小笑话

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location

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Girlfriendd开发记

酒一杯欲戴王冠必承其重 2011-10-03 02:45:29  

李太白诗曰:“蜀道难,难于上青天”。

想必太白他老人家没有参加过软件开发。

若他参加过,便不会认为上青天有多难了。

----我曾尝试开发过一个叫Girlfriend的软件。从当初的Girlfriend1.0到今天的

Girlfriend5.0,其间经历了无数艰难。可气的是,这五个版本的软件,竞全部夭

折在Beta版阶段,无一正式发行并产生经济效益的。

----三年前,刚开始着手开发Girlfriend1.0时,手中只有一台286,软件也十分落后,数百万行代码完全用汇编语言写成,花了将近半年时间,以及无数的心血。可数百万

行代码确无论如何也调试不通,一运行便死机,一运行便死机,毫无办法。后来一气

之下,便索性将那一大堆“死机码”删去了有用部分,确意外地得到了一个不错的软

件:比目

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悟空和唐僧

酒一杯欲戴王冠必承其重 2011-07-20 14:35:07  

悟空和唐僧一起上某卫视非诚勿扰,悟空上台,24盏灯全灭。理由:1.没房没车只有一根破棍. 2.保镖职业危险.3.动不动打妖精,对女生不温柔. 4.坐过牢,曾被压五指山下500年。唐僧上台,哗!灯全亮。

理由:1.公务员; 2.皇上兄弟,后台最硬 3.精通梵文等外语 4.长得帅 5.最关键一点:有宝马!

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