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林空鹿饮溪

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三个老鼠吹牛

林空鹿饮溪 2015-02-18 00:34:52  

有一天三个老鼠吹牛.

第一说我吃三包老鼠药没事;

第二个说老鼠夹子打着我就向按摩一样舒服。

第三个说你俩在这吹吧,我找个母猫发泄一下去。

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英语笑话:视力训练 Visual training

林空鹿饮溪 2013-07-28 20:37:12  

Visual Training

The squad(班,小队) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遥远的,恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied:

"Sixt

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