林肯的长相比较难看，他对此颇有自知之明。一次，一位议员当众指责他是个两面派。林肯答道：“要是我还有另外一副面孔，您认为我会戴这副面孔吗？”

Three Men in a Boat

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks， cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. "Oh yes， " he said. "They are my friends. "In that case， " warned the of

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