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千手观音
清酒苦茶
2014-12-24 11:48:51
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蜈蚣十分想证明自己有艺术细胞，于是它来到艺术团找团长应聘。
团长问蜈蚣：你会唱歌吗？
蜈蚣摇了摇头：不会。
团长:你会弹奏吗？
蜈蚣还是摇了摇头：不会。
团长怒了:那你会什么？
蜈蚣:千手观音！
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英语笑话：A Woman's answer
清酒苦茶
2011-07-03 00:43:00
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A husband said to his wife， " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well，" his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
一位丈夫对他的妻子说：“为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？”
“噢，”
他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。”
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