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英语笑话:Talking on the Telephone 在电话中交谈
淡你所有 2014-02-06 01:18:23
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Talking on the Telephone
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.
The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the teleph
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高冷二货,把你乐个透
淡你所有 2011-06-29 01:00:43
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1、“老板,这件衣服多少钱?”
“给你最低价,179拿走。”
“30块钱卖不卖?”
老板过了好一会儿才说道:“你。。。缺德。。。”
2、寒冬,大巴车上,走在半路车上有三个抢劫的,拿着刀子放在了一年轻乘客脖子里,恐吓全车人都别动。
这时候这2B叫了起来:哎呦,大哥,凉,凉埃。。
全车人都忍不住笑了。。。
3、刚才收到一条短信是这样的:你男朋友被车撞了,请你配合医院,立即打钱过来,帐号是XXXXX。。。
我回:是老娘叫人撞的!
4、A:“最喜欢水浒里的谁呀?”
B:“武松!
A:“是因为他很勇敢吗?”
B:“不,是因为他有个漂亮的嫂子!
5、男孩见女孩愁眉不展,便安慰她道:“开心点。要不咱们把心里想的写在纸上,交给对方。”
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