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英语笑话:frog 青蛙

听说你遇到了更好的那个人 2011-12-17 06:59:30  

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

老师正在给学生上生物课:“现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”

接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:“真奇怪。我明明记

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英语幽默笑话:他的错

听说你遇到了更好的那个人 2011-12-14 00:24:42  

It's His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers,and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I'm going to cook our lunch now.Go out and play in the garden—and be good.”

“Yes,Mummy,” the two boys answered,and they went out. They played in the garden for half an hour,and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy,” he said,

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熊孩子照镜子

听说你遇到了更好的那个人 2011-09-15 20:41:34  

熊孩子照镜子
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