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股市跌出一地的段子
随你远方清风耳畔 2018-03-18 00:12:46
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1、看到大家的股票下午大跌,我很高兴。我的股票下午就没跌,因为上午就跌停了。。。
2、“兄弟,今天股票咋样啊?”
“跌!!?”
“都是兄弟别那么客气?”
“滚!!?”
3、今天股市大跌,我一哥们儿下班路过一家减肥店,竟把人家招牌给砸了。。。
问他为啥这么做,他说就是看不惯它上面那四个字:“绝不反弹?”
4、我认识个朋友,一万元起家做股票短短一个月就赚了38万。我问他怎么赚的,他说,给人推荐股票跌停了,被人打断了腿,对方赔的。。。
5、如果你今天不开心,我告诉你:三十九年前的今天,苹果联合创始人韦恩把他那份 10%的股份以八百元卖给了乔布斯。今天这部分股权价值 580 亿美元。
如果还想不开,再告诉你,卖掉股票的韦恩还活着,而拥有巨大财富的乔布斯却走了 。
这就是生活
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英语幽默笑话:What Color什么颜色
随你远方清风耳畔 2013-10-18 21:08:18
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What Color什么颜色
An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?"
"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has
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