Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news，" the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。

"I could sure use some good news，" sighed the client.

“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，"What's it?"

“是什么好消息?”

"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”

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阎王爷说：你说哪个人不想多活两年，长命百岁？可就是没有给我上供的！

谁要是给我上供，我一定让他多活几十年、几百年、几千年、长生不老。

都明白这个理，就是不给我上供。我才需要转岗呢！