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英语笑话:新员工 A New Employee

颈上鲜草莓 2012-12-16 00:52:36  

A New Employee

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.

Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you

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这熊孩子的父母一定很头疼

颈上鲜草莓 2012-08-29 06:08:24  

这熊孩子的父母一定很头疼
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怕露富

颈上鲜草莓 2011-06-19 14:30:39  

上学前,母亲叮嘱威利:“别说我们家富,否则,学校又要上门

来求捐款了。”

威利点点头。

新学期第一堂课,老师便布置一篇作文,题目是:《我的家庭》。

威利挥笔写道——

“我家里很穷,我家的厨师、园丁和仆人都很穷……”

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