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大实话才动人心痛成疾
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英语小笑话:教师节特别篇—我和老师的故事

大实话才动人心痛成疾 2011-12-10 11:55:20  

Teacher: Where does God live?

老师:上帝住哪儿?

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。

Teacher: Why do you say that?

老师:为什么这么说?

Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

学生:因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊:“上帝啊,你怎么还在里面?”

Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

老师:为什么说鹰的视力很好?

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