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吊灯
少女提刀手
2016-07-27 11:00:30
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尼克州长参观疯人院时，见一个疯子把自己悬在房梁上，还发出“哈？”
的怪笑声，便问另一个疯子：“他干吗要这样！
“他把自己当成吊灯了？”
“咳，你们医院也真不负责，为什么不提醒他，让他下来呢？”
“那可不行。他要是下来了，就没了吊灯，四周不成了漆黑一片了吗？”
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英语小笑话：拿破仑病了
少女提刀手
2014-01-23 06:42:47
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Napoleon was ill
Jack had gone to the university to study history， but at the end of his first year， his history professor failed him in his examinations， and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However， his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year."He's a good boy，" said Jack's father， "and
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难以实现
少女提刀手
2012-07-31 16:02:53
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马哈哈开车带着全家行驶在乡间小路上，突然，他发现有一只青蛙正在横穿马路。马哈哈赶紧刹住车，走下来，把青蛙放到了路边。青蛙非常感谢马哈哈，并答应实现马哈哈的一个愿望。于是，马哈哈便对青蛙说：“下一周要举行‘选狗大赛’，我想让我的狗得第 一。”
青蛙要求看一看狗，马哈哈便从车中把狗抱了出来。青蛙一看，那只狗又蠢又胖，而且还只有三条腿。
“这个愿望恐怕难以实现，您还是换个别的愿望 吧！”
青蛙面带愧疚地说。
“那么这样吧，你让我的妻子在下届的选美比赛中获得第一吧！”
马哈哈要求道。
青蛙让马哈哈的妻子从车里出来，看了看说：“我能再看一看刚才那只狗吗？”
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