The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

"I dream of making a million dollars in farming， like my father，" the student replied.

"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

"No，" replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

农校的招生办主任在面试一个上

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问：“为何至此联合国都没对此次钓鱼岛事件表个态？”

答：“小国和小国之间有矛盾，联合国一调解，矛盾没了。小国和大国之间有矛盾，联合国一调解，小国没了。大国和大国之间有矛盾，联合国一调解，联合国没了。”