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英语冷笑话:好孩子 A Good Boy

抵触 2013-08-06 15:56:33  

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真

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堵车时间很久

抵触 2011-07-28 14:01:58  

堵车长达数小时的朋友终于无法忍受,他暴跳如雷的打开车门,拿出一根长长的棒球棍。

所有堵车的人吃惊的看着他,只见他大骂着把地上一只蜗牛敲的粉碎,一边敲一边骂着:我忍你很久了!从上个路口一直跟着我,到这个路口了你居然还敢超了我的车!

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