一男赶集卖猪，天黑遇雨，20头猪未卖，到一农家借宿。

少妇：家里只一人不便。

男：求你了，给猪一头。少妇允。男将猪赶 入圈，与少妇家十头猪关在一起。

少妇：家里只有一床。

男：我也到床上睡，再给猪一头。女同意。

半夜男商女:我到你上面睡，女不肯。

男：给猪两头。女允。

少顷，男忍不住，央求动一下，女不肯。

男：动一下给猪两头。女同意。

男动了八次停下。

女：为何不动？

男：猪没了。女小声央求：动动吧，要不我给你猪……

天亮后，男吹着口哨赶着30头猪去了集市…

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Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it， the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going，" I admitted， "I was afraid to take my eyes off the

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男人烦的很，骂女人是祸水，女人说：“你们男人总骂女人是祸水为什么还娶女人？”

男人说：“你没听说因祸得福么？”