媳妇不败家，挣钱给谁花。败家的媳妇又开始聚集在一块拼钱了。（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2235.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca171ec86e0.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2235.html

同学你的近视程度可不低呀！想补充营养，不要以为喝杯酸奶就可以了。（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2234.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca16fcdbea0.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2234.html

同事说她家里的电灯坏了，还发了张照片，让我帮忙去修理。别骗我了，电灯坏了你不找物业找我干嘛！（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2233.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca16c6d8fb6.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2233.html

去见丈母娘，打扮成金龟婿……（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2232.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca169374e60.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/jiaotong/2232.html

狼来了，快跑啊……（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/gif/dongwu/2231.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca162325f4b.gif|#|http://www.shuoou.com/gif/dongwu/2231.html

吃个包子还要蹲在板凳上（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2230.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca15f6d3609.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2230.html

小伙子你可不能输给一个女生哦（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2229.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca15e160454.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2229.html

每次上床都这么费劲（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2228.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca15cdc5c26.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2228.html

这么大的冰淇淋你们能吃完吗（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2227.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca15b3c6044.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2227.html

我看姑娘肯定是不需要男朋友的（来自:说偶网）[威武]★立马看看★→|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2226.html|#|/Uploads/joke/2017-09-26/m_59ca159362ab3.jpeg|#|http://www.shuoou.com/pic/renwu/2226.html