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你以后想娶哪个取决于你现在的成绩

暖心为皇 2014-08-22 11:54:11  

你以后想娶哪个取决于你现在的成绩
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不着调的年轻才俊冷幽默

暖心为皇 2013-06-16 08:51:23  

晚上跟一帮单身同事去k歌,有男有女。

刚刚十点,有一mm起身欲走。众人劝留,一哥们说:“家里有谁呀?这么早回去干嘛!”

mm皎洁一笑:“嘿嘿,我金屋藏娇。”

哥们又说:“你又不是男的,藏个什么娇?”

另一哥们抢答:“香蕉!”

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英语笑话:我是来给你安装电话的

暖心为皇 2011-10-17 13:45:48  

a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.

一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面

wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大

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