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白跑
喝一杯温柔的酒
2015-10-18 05:15:42
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马里什同爸爸去看田径赛。
“爸爸，为什么这些叔叔都跑得这么快呢？”
“这是在比赛，谁跑第一谁就是冠军，还可以拿到奖品？”
“可后面那些人为什么还跑呢？他们能得到什么呢？”
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Bathroom troubles
喝一杯温柔的酒
2011-12-24 00:16:23
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Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says， "Fellas， I got real problems. I‘m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o‘clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.”
The second old man says， "You think you have problems. I‘m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and t
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