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雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残
雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残

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良苦用心

雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残 2015-10-20 08:08:13  

在结业典礼上,校长宣布获得第一名的同学上台领奖。可是连叫好几声,这位同学才慢慢地走上台。后来老师问他:“为什么连自己的名字都听不清?”

他答:“不是我听不清,我是怕同学们听不清?”

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不就亲你一口?你这表情什么意思?

雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残 2012-12-09 20:41:46  

不就亲你一口?你这表情什么意思?
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英语幽默笑话:怕老婆的丈夫

雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残 2012-11-12 18:17:07  

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one li

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无票乘客

雨打湿了回忆犹唱百花残 2012-03-28 11:48:28  

一天,火车上有个顽童赶到查票员的面前说:“先生,这火车上有两个旅客没有票,我知道哪两个是没有车票的。”

查票员说:“好呀!我要查这件事。”

于是,查票员小心仔细地查看了每个人的票,但他查的旅客都有票,接着他看见报告这消息的孩子就问道:“车上没有票的旅客在哪里?”

这孩子回答:“他们在火车头,一个是司机,还有一个是火夫。”

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