老公生存法则

1.别跟老婆谈具有争议论性的话题。

2.若有争论时，尽可能不要有结论。

3.如果非有结论不可，则以老婆的结论为结论。

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool， Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.……

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