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英语幽默笑话:医生住在楼下
原谅我时好时坏南方有她 2013-12-30 12:52:46
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"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artis
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爆囧,气晕你的损货和二货
原谅我时好时坏南方有她 2012-02-10 16:18:02
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1、友情提示:再不分手,明天就要买礼物了。
2、一朋友姓殷,前几天喜的贵子,让我帮他儿子取个名字。
我说:希望你儿子在以后的道路上严格要求自己,就叫道严吧~
3、昨天几个同事在我家聚餐,我老婆忽然问:“你们平时经常要加班的吗?”
一女同事故意说:“没有啊,从不用加班的。”
然后又望着我说:“咦,你在桌下踢我干嘛?”
4、同事给老婆打电话,却传来一个男人急促呼吸的声音,他恼怒地说:“你是谁!我老婆呢!?”
那男的说:“老子是抢手机的!再跑一条街就可以甩掉你老婆了,哈哈哈!”
5、“我送了你999朵玫瑰,你竟然还说我不懂浪漫?”
“你还好意思说?你在微信里发玫瑰表情包,还发了999朵,那叫浪漫?那TM叫刷屏!”
6、女孩一阵子夸夸其谈便笑着对那帅问:“哥们!就我这身价彩
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