Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。

玛丽：为什么会那样呢？

麦克：她根本就没有带面具。

记得大学的时候上课突然搞个模拟法庭，辩论的， 抽中我宿舍的一哥们，另一个同学讲得很精彩，宿舍那哥们压力很大。

直到他上台，想了很久最后就憋出一句：法官大人，我是来自首的！