女友一气之下把我锁在门外，我灵机一动开始在门外讲鬼故事，果然不一会儿门开了，"我怕，你进来陪我好不好？"隔壁李叔叔打开门，紧张的对我说。

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth， they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？

男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。