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妹子在表达什么呢

我爱吴皇蹦恰恰 2015-05-16 00:53:29  

妹子在表达什么呢
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Painting shows it all

我爱吴皇蹦恰恰 2015-05-15 05:04:08  

At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

"What a great realist that painter is!”

he exclaimed.

"What painter?”

"The one that painted this picture ‘Soldiers at Work‘.”

"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren‘t working at all!”

"That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!”

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原来世界上真的有王宝强这样的

我爱吴皇蹦恰恰 2015-03-15 16:29:51  

原来世界上真的有王宝强这样的
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老师,你玩弄我们的感情

我爱吴皇蹦恰恰 2015-01-12 18:59:02  

某天,老师上课忘记带备课本,就让课代表去拿,别的学生问老师怎么不带书,老师说我今天要测验,他们全傻了,等课代表回来了,老师说:“骗你们的,今天上课。”

然后他们就有人血泪控诉:“老师,你玩弄我们的感情。”

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