新娘子想要一个孩子，便含蓄的对丈夫说：“老公，你想听到小脚丫在屋里跑来跑去的声音吗？”

“不，我不怎么喜欢耗子？”

丈夫回答。

A teacher said to her class:

Who was the first man?

George Washington， a little boy shouted promptly.

How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher， smiling indulgently.

Because， said the little boy， he was first in war， first in peace， and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

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