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被美女坑了

不及当初 2014-10-13 05:20:37  

被美女坑了
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A short history of medicine

不及当初 2012-08-02 18:53:16  

"Doctor, I have an ear ache.”

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root.”

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer.”

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”

2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this r

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课前准备

不及当初 2012-07-06 13:26:39  

“同学们,今天校长要到我们班听课,希望每个同学都积极举手发言,不要紧张。”

“老师,如果有的同学让你点了名,答不上来怎么办?”

“这没关系,不会回答的同学,举手时把头低着就是了。”

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生活中无处不在的幽默

不及当初 2011-12-10 14:05:02  

经理遇清洁女工清扫电梯。女工:经理,你先上我再拖。经理:还是你先拖我再上。几番推脱,经理:咱们边拖边上,边拖边上啊!

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