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英语笑话:提早大抢购 Early Big Shopping

麻米麻米轰 2014-11-12 16:48:20  

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime!  Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how  early did you go shopping?"

He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business,  and I was already inside."<

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