登录  注册
高于岑楼
高于岑楼

LV8 357/500分钟 LV9
2
帖子
0
审帖
733
积分
2340
被赞

读点笑话学英语:你活不成了

高于岑楼 2015-03-26 01:20:38  

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。

"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment ,

……

>>查看更多

打赏

探他们个虚实

高于岑楼 2015-03-07 04:02:02  

八戒:前面的那几位施主在干什么?像是说话又像在唱歌,既像骑马又像跳舞。时辰不早了,该是用斋饭的时候了,老猪我既饿又渴,他们怎么还有这么大的精神头儿?

悟空:师弟,他们穿的是什么衣服?说的是什么话?老孙虽有火眼金睛如今竟然辨不清楚了。倒是他们一招一式灵活得很,待俺老孙先去学上一学,趁机探他们个虚实。

……

>>查看更多

打赏