复活节前夜，迈可的食品店正要关门时，一位女士冲了进来。她一边划着十字感谢上帝总算在商店打烊前赶到了，一边说要买只火鸡。

迈可走进厨房，打开冰箱，拿出卖剩下的最后一只火鸡，称了一下，四磅半重。

那位女士问：有没有更大的？

迈可打算赶紧把她打发掉好回家过节，于是他假装把火鸡放回厨房，转了一圈又把它拿了出来，这回称的时候他偷偷用手压着秤，一称足有七磅重。

女士高兴地说：太棒了。这两只火鸡我都要了。

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抢匪：“快把保险箱密码说出来！不说就杀了你！”

女职员：“不说！杀了我也不说！你就是糟蹋了我我也不说！！”

抢匪上下打量了一番女职员后，骂道：“你想得美！”

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.It was a sad funny kind of film， you know the type.In the sad part， the dog cried his eyes out， and in the funny part， the dog laughed its head off.This happened all the way through the film.After the film had ended， I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That‘s the most amazing thing I‘ve seen

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