今天母亲节，想起老婆室友的糗事，还是在读书时，此人就已进化成终极御姐了，母亲节那天，御姐的母亲提了一大桶衣服准备去洗，御姐说：妈，今天是母亲节，你不要去洗衣服了，节日快乐！她母亲听后大为感动说：今天你帮我洗？御姐淡定的说：不，留着明天再洗。

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

'Seven dollars， Madam， it is very cheap.'

The lady said， 'It is too much， give it to me for fourteen.'

'I did not say seventeen dollars， but seven.'

'It is still too much，' replied the old lady

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