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玫瑰是我偷的爱情也是假的
玫瑰是我偷的爱情也是假的

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英语笑话:走私犯 A Smugglar

玫瑰是我偷的爱情也是假的 2013-11-03 05:39:28  

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry(哨兵) . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams(缝合线) .

"What's in here?" he asked.

"Dirt," the driver replied.

"Take them out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them."

Obliging, the man removed

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等那么久

玫瑰是我偷的爱情也是假的 2013-09-12 05:11:39  

“当我老的时候,你还会爱我吗?”

“为什么要等那么久呢?”

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