A preacher is buying a parrot

Are you sure it doesnt scream， yell， or swear? asked the preacher.

Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot， the storekeeper assures him.

Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one， he recites the lords prayer， and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.

Wonderful! says the preacher， but what happens if you p

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山官吃了几次倪片的亏，很是恼火。一天，他把倪片叫来，说：你聪明，能算出我是 属什么的吗？

倪片扳了几下指头，说：枕头官，你是属狗的。凭什么说我是属狗的？山官确 实属狗，被倪片算着，心里暗暗吃惊。

倪片说：因为见到你的一举一动，就叫人想到狗。