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答非所问
离不开了╮ 2014-05-17 03:44:26
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有一天几个当官的和他手下来饭店吃饭,店里有个服务员(女)刚来18岁属狗经验不丰,进了饭店后。
领导说:“小姐!茶!”
小姐:“1234567”(原来他以为叫他查人数,没经验)
领导:倒茶!!
小姐:“7654321”
领导:“你数啥喃!”
小姐:“我属狗”(答非所问)
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英语笑话:智力缺陷 Mental deficiency
离不开了╮ 2014-01-02 00:29:42
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"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
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