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英语笑话：提醒 Warning
爆肠子
2012-08-29 03:15:43
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Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan， my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm， however， I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming， didn't you?" I teased.
"Are you kidding?" he replied， "Why else would
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极品冷料,脾气再好也让你冒火
爆肠子
2012-08-05 13:09:17
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1、青年跟牧师忏悔：我有罪，我总是欺骗别人。
牧师问：你欺骗了别人什么？
青年说：每当别人问我我怎么上班的时候，我总是回答坐地铁。
牧师问：难道你是坐公交或者自己开车上班？
青年答：不是，地铁上根本没空座。
2、A：“我觉得，我有恐高症。”
B：“那你拿出来让我看看！”
A：“我说，我有恐高症。”
B：“是啊！你把‘证’拿出来啊！”
3、阿呆：“我买了一百平米的房子，你们不是说好送我二十平么？”
售楼小姐：“你看那阳台。”
阿呆：“那阳台怎么看也就五平吧。”
售楼小姐：“你过去仔细看看。”
阿呆走过去，睁大了眼睛，这次还真的看见了二十瓶……矿泉水。
4、买了一袋橘子还没来得及吃，室友不打招呼便剥开往嘴里放，我好心提醒：
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