Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look，" said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes，" said the younger， "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained， "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮

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女友给我说：我把你埋地里，秋天就会收获很多很多；

我回了一句“其实你不用那么麻烦，把咱俩埋在被子里，秋天就会收获很多很多”

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