I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked， "What happened?"

"A kid bit me，" replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where，" said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”

妈妈问。<

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鸭子和螃蟹赛跑，一起达到终点，难分胜负，裁判说：你们来个剪刀石头布吧!鸭子怒:妈的，算计我?我一出就是布，他总是剪刀!