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婚恋男女冷段子
想念n1旳吻╮
2014-03-24 22:35:55
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1、男孩看上一个女孩，却又不怕遭到女孩拒绝。
于是向一个知心大姐讨教，大姐直截了当地说：“要追女孩子，还是主动出击吧！”
2、女：“你说过你的身体象钢铁一样结实。可我昨天亲眼看见大夫给你号脉……”
男：“亲爱的，那是大夫是根据我的脉搏跳动来校正他的手表哪！”
3、女生和男朋友吵架了，她气的摔门跑了出去，男生连忙跟着，女生刚跑出门，就遇到一辆大货车，一时紧张，闭着眼睛、男生毫不犹豫的上前抱住了她，并把她推开！
开车的大爷探出头来“喂！我是倒车好不好！！”
4、婚礼正在热烈地进行，新郎新娘沉浸在幸福中。 主持人问新娘：“你喜欢他什么？”
新娘毫不犹豫地回答：“我喜欢他能干。”
全场掌声雷动。
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英语笑话：一分一块钱
想念n1旳吻╮
2014-01-04 22:59:10
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student
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