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Single man at the supermarket
余生漫漫
2014-03-19 21:41:55
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A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn， a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）， a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）， a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest， You must be single.”
"Why， do You mean because I buy so little food?”
"No， because You′re so goddamn ugly...”
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我只想对他们说五个字
余生漫漫
2014-02-03 15:22:20
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记者采访一分管经济的官员：“上有人传言，说您根本就不识数，您对此有何看法？”
官员鄙夷地伸出三个手指：“我只想对他们说五个字——一派胡言！”
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