英语笑话：我没有睡着 I wasn't asleep

When a group of women got on the car， every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep， and fearing he might miss his stop， he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said: "Wake up， sir!"

"I wasn't asleep，" the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crow

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