与朋友相约逛街，逛到街的最后一家商店，朋友感叹道：“真不明白，这条街上的商店怎么全是女人和小孩的世界，男人真可怜，一点地位都没有。”

商店老板听后，说：“你真拎不清，没看见现在的经济大权全掌握在女人手中吗？这就是潮流。”

一醉汉歪歪斜斜地走进一家商店要买一只花瓶。见柜台上有一倒扣的杯子，拿起来看了看，奇怪地说：“这花瓶怎么没口?”将杯子翻过来看，又说：“怎么连底儿也没有？”

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks， cast lines and reeled in their catch.

A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

"Oh yes， " he said. "They are my friends.

"In that case， " warned the officer， "

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