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英语笑话:买录像机 To Buy a Video

时光静好 2012-12-30 00:21:13  

To Buy a Video

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

买录

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国际倒爷

时光静好 2011-07-22 20:28:12  

此系本人的亲身经历,转述如下,聊以一笑:

某日,昏昏欲睡于自习室,忽然,耳边飘来后面两位男士的切切私语:

甲曰:“那笔汽车卖得如何?”

已对曰:“差不多了。”

已问:“飞机的销路如何?”

甲曰:“卖的很快。”

顿时,我的睡意全消,忍不住回头瞟了二人一眼,二人聊性正浓,这时,甲不无遗憾的说道:只可惜十来张刘德华全砸手里了…。

恍然顿悟。

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