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英语幽默笑话:Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

多情小丑 2012-03-11 07:46:52  

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few secon

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蚂蚁怎么看得到?

多情小丑 2012-01-04 08:51:27  

话说…台风天过境的夏日。 无意间寝室顿时驻扎许多避难的蚂蚁…………。

学姊:学妹好可怕!好可怕!我的砂糖都生蚂蚁了…

学妹:那你把它封紧一点咩

隔天…。 学姊:学妹!好可怕!好可怕!蚂蚁好厉害! 昨天的砂糖我把它放到柜子上

那么高!蚂蚁怎么看的到ㄟ……………。

学妹:……………

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诵经超渡

多情小丑 2011-07-20 00:42:31  

小气的甲的父亲刚过世,想找个道士超渡亡魂.

道士索价一千元,甲杀价成八百元,道士也同意了.

於是道士诵曰:"请魂上东天,上东天”

甲奇道:"为何不是上西天?”

道士说一千元上西天,八百元只能到东天!

甲无奈,只好同意一千元.道士便改囗:"请魂上西天,上西天”

这时棺材传来甲父亲的骂声:"你这不孝儿子,为了区区两百块,害我跑得这麽累....”

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