话说有一个美女深夜被打劫。

劫匪“把身上值钱的东西都拿出来！”

美女遂从之。

劫匪拿了东西又仔细盯了美女一会“把衣服全脱了！”

美女心想终究还是逃不过，遂从之。

男子认真看她脱完后“算你老实，没藏东西”于是掉头就走了……

A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet， and she took it home. There， she examined the bird and found out it had a broken leg. She returned to the store with the bird and told the clerk that the bird had a broken leg. "Lady，" he answered， "when you brought the bird， you asked for a singer， not a dancer.”

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