OLD CREDIT CARDS never die， they just expire

OLD CRICKETERS never die， they just get bowled over

OLD CRICKETERS never die， they just get smashed for six

OLD DANCERS never die， they just step away

OLD DAREDEVILS never die， they just get discouraged

OLD DEANS never die， they just lose their faculties

OLD DENTISTS never die， they just lose their pull

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